Whatever, Anything and You Decide!

အလုပ္လုပ္ရင္း ဘာမွန္းမသိတဲ့ ေျဖရွင္းမရေသးတဲ့ error ေတြတတ္ေနတာနဲ ့ စိတ္ေျပလက္ေပ်ာက္ Yahoo Mail ၀င္ၾကည့္လိုက္တာ ဘယ္သူမွလည္း အီးေမးအသစ္ ပို ့ထားတာ မရွိတာနဲ ့ မဖတ္ရေသးတဲ့ Forward အီးေမးေတြ ဖတ္ၾကည့္ေနလိုက္တယ္။ ကၽြန္မ အက်င့္က Email Title မွာ Forward လို ့ ပါလာရင္ အီးေမးရရခ်င္း မဖတ္တတ္ပါဘူး။ Delete မလုပ္ပဲ ဒီတိ္ုင္းထားလိုက္ၿပီး ေနာက္ပ်င္းမွ၊ ဒါမွမဟုတ္ လုပ္စရာမရွိ အခ်ိန္အားမွ ဖတ္တတ္တယ္။ ဒီေန ့ေတာ့ မအားေပမယ့္ ေခါင္းရွုပ္လို ့ Forward Email ေတြ ဖတ္ျဖစ္သြားရင္ ဒီဟာေလးကို ေတြ ့ၿပီး သေဘာက်သြားတယ္။

The Infamous Three Answers That Men are Afraid of.

(Whatever)
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?

Women : Whatever..

(Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men: Then find a cafe and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: Anything

(You decide)
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men: Then what you suggest?

Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anyting

(Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

အေရးအသားအရ Singlish ကိုသံုးထားတာဆိုေတာ့ စကၤာပူက ဟာသျဖစ္မယ္ထင္တယ္။ ရီရတယ္။

ဒါနဲ ့ စကၤာပူမွာ Whatever နဲ ့ Anything ဆိုတဲ့ Drinks ေတြကို TV မွာနဲ ့ Bus Stop ေတြမွာ ေၾကာ္ျငာထားတာ ေတြ ့ဖူးတယ္။ တခါမွေတာ့ မေသာက္ဖူးေသးဘူး။ TV က ေၾကာ္ျငာကို YouTube - WhateverAnything မွာၾကည့္လို ့ရပါတယ္။ ပထမ TV ၾကည့္ေနတုန္း အဲ့ဒီ ေၾကာ္ျငာလာေတာ့ ဘာၾကီးလဲဟဆိုၿပီး ေတြးမိေသးတယ္။ သူတို ့မို ့ဒီနာမည္မ်ိဳး ေပးတတ္ပါေပတယ္။